01 / The diagnosis
Know exactly what is dragging your resume down.
We call out vague claims, buried wins, weak formatting, and other recruiter-eye-roll moments—with a clear explanation of why each one matters.
Brutally honest. Genuinely useful.
Your resume called. It needs an intervention.
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Roast My Resume
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Resume score / 100
Your resume is cooked.
Top red flag
“Team player” appears three times. Your accomplishments appear zero.
“This resume has potential. It is currently hiding in witness protection.”
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The free verdict
Not another polite scorecard.
0–100
A score you can actually use
ATS
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A roast you will remember
Funny friend. Expert recruiter.
The roast gets your attention. The fixes get you interviews.
Get feedback worth fixing.
Every punchline is paired with a practical next move. No motivational fog. No recruiter jargon soup.
Share the score, not your details.
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Then turn the verdict into a better application.
Unlock the full rewrite, ATS optimization, tailored bullets, a cover letter, and a polished download when you are ready.
How it works
Three minutes. One brutal truth.
You bring the resume. We bring the heat—and the career advice to do something useful with it.
Start my free roast- 01
Upload your resume
PDF or DOCX. We only need the version you are willing to improve.
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Get your score and roast
See your verdict, ATS signal, top red flag, and the three biggest fixes.
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Share it or fix it
Post the PII-scrubbed result card—or unlock the polished application package.
When you are ready to stop being cooked
Keep the roast. Get the rescue plan.
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The Roast
Get the unfiltered verdict before deciding what deserves a rewrite.
- Overall Resume Score
- ATS Score
- Funniest resume red flag
- Top three problems
- Short AI roast
- Anonymous share card
Turn it around.
A complete, job-ready upgrade.
$14.99
- Complete AI resume rewrite
- ATS optimization
- Stronger bullet points
- Professional summary rewrite
- One job-specific tailoring
- AI-generated cover letter
- Downloadable finished resume
Before you upload
Good questions. Straight answers.
Your resume can take it.
Get roasted. Get specific. Get a better shot at the next interview.